What a week on Celebrity Twitter. The Victoriaโs Secret Fashion Show dominated timelines, Britney Spears declared herself a prophecy, and Tiffany Haddish applied for a government job while still on hold. Here are the 25 tweets that had everyone screaming this week. ๐ฑโ
๐ชฉ Britney is NOT History โ Sheโs Prophecy
1. Pop Base clocked the tweet heard โround the internet when Britney Spears responded to all the girls whoโve been copying her aesthetic:
"A lot of girls last year have definitely done the complete image I used to have when I was younger.. and yo that's cool but at least mine was realโฆ [โฆ] to all the girls who say I'm History...
— Pop Base (@PopBase) October 18, 2026
I'M PROPHECY."
โ Britney Spears in new Instagram post.
Bestie said โIโm not the blueprint โ Iโm scripture.โ Sit down.
2. The internet could not contain itself:
"To the girls saying im history.. IM PROPHECY" BRITNEY SPEARS IS ALIVE AND BREATHING
— Marshall (@itboybops) October 18, 2026
The all-caps energy was entirely warranted.
๐ซ Victoriaโs Secret Fashion Show Broke Everyone
3. The moment Kylie Jenner emerged in a $50 million Fantasy Bra, Entertainment Tonight lost the plot entirely (same):
Still not over the fact that Kylie Jenner was wearing the $50 million Fantasy Bra at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. #vsfashionshow
— Entertainment Tonight (@etnow) October 19, 2026
Fifty. Million. Dollars. On a bra. We are NOT okay.
4. Then the cameras cut to Timothรฉe Chalamet and X collectively combusted:
See Timothรฉe Chalamet's reaction to girlfriend Kylie Jenner's surprise Victoria's Secret Fashion Show debut trib.al/Jc9C63O
— Page Six (@PageSix) October 19, 2026
He was CLAPPING. In SUNGLASSES. This man is living in a movie.
5. The fashion show live-tweeter we didnโt know we needed:
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2026 ๐งตโจ๐ Here's how to watch: t.co/SJwRL5B2zb
— jenn (@jennifermcgraw_) October 18, 2026
#BellaHadid opens the show...
And you know what, all the models look HEALTHY. not deathly skinny. This is the ideal.
idk why I'm tweeting this like play by play LOL
The โidk why Iโm tweeting this like play by play LOLโ self-awareness we love.
6. And Bella Hadid at the after-party sent everyone to the archives:
Bella Hadid channels Britney Spears in sheer black lace at Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2026 after-party trib.al/zgF1n9z
— New York Post (@nypost) October 19, 2026
โBella Hadid is the blueprint, Britney walked so she could run.โ Already iconic.
7. Jade Thirlwall found out her song played during Kylieโs Fantasy Bra walk while riding the London Tube and the reaction was EVERYTHING โ now sheโs manifesting her own slot:
JADE says she's "manifesting" a performance at the Victoria's Secret fashion show next year. This year's show featured two of her songs ('Angel Of My Dreams' and 'Angel Of Satisfaction'), while last year's show featured her song 'Fantasy'. #VSFashionShow
— JADE tea room โ๏ธ (@JADEtearoom) October 20, 2026
Give the girl a stage already. Sheโs earned it.
8. Megan Thee Stallion closing the show in silver wings was the full-circle moment of the decade:
Megan Thee Stallion explains why this appearance feels overdue after years of publicly expressing her hopes #MeganTheeStallion #VictoriasSecretFashionShow
— The Celeb Post (@thecelebpost) October 20, 2026
She tweeted this dream at 16. She WALKED IT at 31. Manifest everything.
๐ฆ Kelly Clarkson Went to War With a Brooklyn Magic Shop
9. If you missed the saga: Kelly drove to Brooklyn, pointed to a $15,000 robot bird with a price tag, and was told to find โsomething more comparable.โ Her tweet hit 46 million views:
Just drove all the way to Brooklyn to check out this store I thought looked really rad and had a few things in mind to buy and literally was looked at as if I couldn't afford it and was told he could find something comparable for me. Wow, dude. You're an idiot and just lost a huge sale.
Kelly Clarkson is currently beefing with a Brooklyn business over a singing bird and it's unexpectedly become one of the internet's biggest talking points. A one-of-a-kind singing and dancing bird automaton, Michael.
So you're not only rude, you're also a liar. Got it.
๐ค Shane Gillis SNL: The Fallout
12. Dan Levy was not going to let it go:
Dear @nbcsnl, having a host whose entire MO is to make marginalized people feel like sht is making me feel like sht. Just FYI.
Ok I'll bite." [photo of gym outfit]
โ๏ธ Tiffany Haddish Applied For a TSA Job While on Hold With TSA
14. This is unhinged behavior and we respect it completely:
OMG! I have been on hold with TSA for almost TWO HOURS! ๐ฉ TSA needs to hire some help! At this point, I decided to become part of the solution. ๐ While sitting on hold, I went to their website, filled out a job application, and already scheduled myself an interview!
๐ Just Unhinged Celebrity Energy This Week
15. The softboy_w tweet that is simply correct:
Dear Apple, Nobody needs to know I'm emailing from my iPhone. Sent from my iPhone
Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).
Listen to your body." My body: Delete Microsoft Teams. Delete Outlook. Lie down for 8โ10 hours. Touch grass. Roll around in the grass. Eat some grass. You're a cow now.
๐ฌ Other Moments You Might Have Missed
18. Kylie posted from the VS show and we are obsessed with the restraint:
best day ever @VictoriasSecret
19. The Megan Thee Stallion 2011 tweet getting re-shared alongside her VS performance was the content of the century:
I swear ima b a victoria secret model when I grow up :) #youngandsexy
20. Natalia Bryantโs VS debut had everyone reaching for tissues:
Watching Natalia Bryant walk the VS runway is the most emotional I've been about anything in weeks and I'm not even sorry
Megan Moroney almost knocked a Victoria Secret model off the stage ๐ those wings were NOT it
Nicole Kidman watching models walk to a song literally named 'Nicole Kidman' is the most chaotic energy the VS show has ever produced
bella hadid is the blueprint, britney walked so she could run
gigi hadid and tate mcrae doing jazz hands at each other on the vs runway is the most unhinged beautiful thing i've witnessed this week
we really just watched 2 hours of the victoria's secret fashion show and spent 90% of the time on twitter arguing about wing logistics
Which tweet won the week for you? Drop it in the comments ๐ and come back tomorrow for more tea. โ
